Expressions in color – and words
A journey to healthyerness
Disclaimer: This post was written by ChatGPT in the character of Mark Twain. Well, shucks, folks, it seems that ole Mark Twain has stumbled upon something mighty peculiar. Now, I ain’t one to brag, but I reckon I might have found the solution to my back pain woes. Yessiree, after 30 days on the carnivore diet, my pain scale has gone from a 7 all
Day 17 on the carnivore diet: I’m starting to feel like a true predator. I roam the grocery store aisles with my eyes fixed on the meat section, salivating at the sight of juicy ribeyes and roasts. I’ve even started growling at my vegetarian friends who virtue signal their herbivore diets. (If you’re not virtue signaling, then you’re safe, I won’t be growling at you).
Objectives: The Strategy: I started this officially on February 23, 2023 after a couple of weeks of on and off dabbling. Results to date: The diet:
I was seriously motivated to update this blog today with further news that my back was not yelling at me again. Since I started healthyizing on Feb 23, 2023, my back has been encouragingly silent. At least after the 4th day of the journey. I have been hopeful that it would stay silent and I planned today to post more about the journey, the diet,
This may not be news to most people. Man-boobs are not necessary for anyone’s survival. I presume that the purpose of boobs is to store reserves for a rainy-day, or a Bobby or Freddy’s formula replacement. It’s true; as a male, they are absolutely of no use. I’ve had them for some time now, and they’re useless. For a female, this is not true –
So much back pain a hot-dog stick from a campfire might bring relief. My lower back pain started with a couple injuries, including a cracked V1 or V2 – whatever – at least that’s what the MRI told the doctor and he told me, so I kind of try to believe him. Funny thing; the injuries occurred fifty and thirty years ago. I don’t know
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